You just listen to the ol’ Pork-Chop Express an’ take his advice on a dark and stormy night. When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favourite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail.”
This is probably the most eccentric product description I have ever read on a t-shirt site, for the Pork-Chop Express T-Shirt ($7.99 USD), by Tees My Body. We came across them after they dropped us a line and I was stoked to see this design, as regular readers of this blog will know, ‘Porkchop‘, is the nickname of my younger brother, Andy!